FRIDAY
24 APRIL
2026
Chapter 07:

Going Sockless

Commando Ankles.

If you wear bespoke shoes, you can do whatever you want. You’ve paid your dues, and won’t look like you crashed on a friend’s couch and forgot to throw on socks. Basically, at some point you have to put in a little effort to successfully pull off the effortless look.


Socksless: Consider it a faux-pas and resort to a proper ankle sock in a fine gage mercerized cotton.

You might look comfortable, but are you actually?

The use of band-aids and foot powder are usually a sign that you are not comfortable.

If you sweat, wear socks. Most people sweat.

Sockless is not a good business look. It’s actually not a look at all.

Dress shoes and no shows just don’t go together.

You are of Mediterranean descent.

You are an editor at a second rated
men’s fashion magazine.

You can pull off a silk neck scarf.

You have a permanent tan and
you are related to George Hamilton

You belong to a country club of like-minded,
plaid-blazer and-penny-loafer-wearing individuals.